Juliana Urban Dictionary Funny Meme Fart

School is basically over! Yaaaaaaay! I'm going on Friday, though. Because I want to see my friends And steal stuff (like pink, drawn-on DS lites) (From Melei <3333) (with her permission)

Oh, and the reason I'm getting it is because mine looks like it's gonna break. ;-; Because that hinge sorta got messed up, so I don't want to open it all the way. And she has like... 4 of them. xD
<- also I have the old one that looks like this AND I'm not getting a 3ds until they have a good remake...
Soooooooo yeah. Here's a meme:

From
1.) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
2.) Post the 1st definition it gives you.
3.) Tag someone after completion.

1.) YOUR NAME?
Hannah
"a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance"
Aha.

2.) YOUR AGE?
17
1. The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
2. When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
3. The most unlucky number. 4 is the unlucky number for Japan, China, and Korea. 13 is the unlucky number for Canada, The US, and The UK.
4+13=17

3.) ONE OR TWO OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Maeve

"The most amazing girl ever. Stunning, Hot, Gorgeous and AMAZING. She has all the talents and smarts. Also she is one amzing soccer player. Hot body too. "

--
Madi
"An undefinable girl and in some strange cases a guy. Madi's are not easy to find. If you ever meet a Madi you should immediately go into the fetal position and hope to god the true fantasticness of this girl (boy sometimes) will shine down on you like the rays of the sun."
Trufax.

4.) WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
Feeding cats

"Using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go masturbate at home."
Um.... No.

5.) FAVORITE COLOR(S)?
Orange

"The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
Trololololol. Orange people scare me.

6.) YOUR BIRTHPLACE?

Boston

"A city that really feels like a town full of business people during the day and college kids at night. We're loyal to our teams and will kick your ass or yell at you if you don't love them too. We'll do this either sober or drunken. Most times it's better drunken though. Basically it's really funny to us.
Ok and for another thing: Bostonian's don't say "fookin". That's just stupid. We say things like ya fucken retahded. Let's go to the paahki (a store with alcohol and cigarettes and stuff) instead. We also say things like Whasmattayou? Or what's the matter with you for an outsider. Also, respect that we say the bubblah for water foutain. My college roomate thought that was hillarious. And really, it's not so much funny, as it is just plain right.
Another thing: You only call it Beantown if you're not from there, and if you're getting a ride on a duck boat, don't quack at us. It's wicked anoying. Would you want to be quacked at every day? I don't think so. It's cold here due to the fact that Boston is a freaking wind tunnel so we're already pissed off. So, instead of quacking at us please just buy us one. It would really make the whole situation so much better. Thanks

7.) MONTH OF YOUR BIRTH?
September
"THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
Ex: IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!"

8.) DAY OF YOUR BIRTH?
Tuesday
"The most random day of the week. Really, it is. All the other days have something going for it, but not Tuesday."
SAME AS LEAFY

9.) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Mother
"The person who might have raised you, normally a woman"
Same.... Again.

10.) NICKNAMES
Hanana
Not defined yet. Sadfaec.

Hanner
Not defined either. Double sadfaec.

Banana
"An Asian person who acts like they are white. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside."
I'm not Asian....

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Source: https://www.deviantart.com/hananadragon/journal/Urban-Dictionary-Meme-215537567

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